Creating a Paradox?
Creating a Paradox?
Creating a Paradox?
I had an idea for time travelling and resetting the course of events while still retaining your memory of the past past so that you could change things as you desired. This idea consisted of the hypothesis that this universe might be contained within a multiverse, with a sort of time outside of time, a second continuum, a time for time, time that records the flow of time, time that time operates in, or a clock within a clock. And that this universe could be reset to a certain point, even as the
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But it still wouldn’t have totally worked, even if by some OMGHOLYFUCKING coincidence/luck/unluck you could somehow manage to reset the universe to a certain point in time. Because whatever happened that you wanted to erase or change still would have happened from the PoV of the outside continuum. Hmmm... what if you could take the memory template from the multiverse after you’d reset the universe, and the reset the multiverse as well? LOL, there might be another verse outside the multiverse that would remember, and various miniscule traces of the former past might remain, regardless.
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MOAR
MOAR
MOAR
Stupid labels! War on Drugs, War on Poverty, War on Drunk Drivers/Driving, War on Homelessness/The Homeless, War on Terror/ism, War on Illiteracy, War on Christmas, War on Crime, War on Reality, War on Everything, et fucking cetera. We sure do love to declare war on things, don’t we?
I’m just so sick of the DRAMAz0R!!!111 TOO MUCH DRAMA
It would be good to be very resistant and/or insensitive to pain. If that monk who self-immolated in Vietnam wasn’t on drugs or something, it’d be interesting to know how he did that without screaming or thrashing around in pain, how he managed to just sit still while burning... I assume that’s what happened, that’s what everyone says/writes.
On clearing the mind: People act like it’s so hard, and maybe it is, but in my experience the mind seems to clear automatically when I lay down to sleep. When practicing concentration/meditation/mind clearing exercises, I will sometimes think back to the feeling of going to sleep and try to recreate that feeling, when I do so my mind seems to clear automatically for the most part, and any thoughts that remain are suppressed/ignored more easily. I say it *seems* to clear automatically because it could just be me, and I could actually be thinking without realizing it, maybe I am thinking and I just don’t remember it due sleepiness/fading consciousness. Do not think about how clear of thoughts your mind is when your mind is clear of thoughts or else your mind will not be so.
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Anywho, please forgive me if this article convinces crazy/insane (immature (as Bardon might put it (bah, I’m in no place to judge what he would say.)?)? lol) people that they can have superpowers. I’m sorry if I convinced your psychotic child that they’re a l33t reincarnated immortal ice majjekian from the 154lectron who is actually a reptilian spy sent to destroy the arcturian firehandling psions because they tried to steal the energy carried on zetan thought waves. I wanted to write something more than Ole Salty. LULZZZZZZZ
Let me emphasize again: some of the stuff in this article I think is probably possible or existent; other stuff I know is pretty crazy sounding, and somewhat doubtful. DON’T THINK I’M CRAZY (even though I probably am, or sort of am, but aren’t we all? Maybe I’m more sane than most! HAARRRRR), I’M DOING IT FOR THE LULZ AND MENTAL MASTURBATION (HAWWT), OH, AND I’M DOING IT 4 U!!!111 LOL again. But hey, this is occvltvm/majeekz, myzteekz/mehtawfuzeekz right?? We believe in the possibility of this stuff. Amirite?
I hope you’ve found this “article” informative/interesting in some way, and enjoyed my probably incorrect punctuation which may have eluded editing, possible incorrect spelling in some places, confusing sentences, confusing paragraphs, and excessive/confusing use of virgules and brackets. The weird sentences are probably on the difficulty-level of reading strange spelling from before the orthographic reform. I have also made evvorts/effortz/efforts to include internet memes, though I’m not sure how well it will go over, this being a book and not multiplayer notepad. Emoticons are virtually completely somewhat excluded. The purpose of this article is not to reach definite conclusions, but to provide food for thought/crazy pills, though it may just waste your time. Did I reach conclusions? I don’t remember.
“Dr. Tropical, I feel like my article is like a hyperactive woman talking your head off. Let it be humorously so. Lmao” uh oh I’m sexist...”
Probably forgot to say quite a few things that I wish I could remember. Huh, guess it isn’t a fucking magnum opus. Again lol. Some things proved abit too difficult to integrate into this, so I’ve edited them out/not edited them in. Day shall come AGAINz0r! Magnum Opus someday. This too shall pazz.
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