HER: HAHA SORRY I'VE BEEN AT WORK. WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?
ME: CHANNEL 72, EDITOR MAY WANT TO USE THAT FOOTAGE BECAUSE ITS REALITY TV MATERIAL. WHAT TROUBLE ARE YOU GETTING INTO TONIGHT?
HER: HAHAHA OMG. I PROBABLY LOOK SO NASTY! I'M WAITING TO GET OFF WORK THEN GO TO BED. YOU?
ME: EARLY BEDTIME BEFORE A HOLIDAY HUH. ROOKIE. LIVE CLOSE TO CAMPUS?
HER: HAHA I'M EXAUSTED I'VE BEEN HERE SINCE 330. ):(NOTICE HOW SHE DIDDN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION. SHE AIN'T READY YO)
ME: OUR CONVERSATION WAS CUT SHORT LAST NIGHT. NO BUENO. COME WATCH NETFLIX AND MAKE SOME NEW FRIENDS, GREEK HOUSING ON PEIDMONT (: (PLOW ANYWAYS. PLOW PLOW PLOW)
HER: LOL WE CAN KEEP OUR CONVO ON THE PHONE FOR NOW. I'M WAY TOO TIRED
ME: I SAW UNDERCOVER BOSS, I KNOW WHAT YALL GO THROUGH. BAHA, GOOD MONEY BUT PEOPLE SUCK ALOT
OF THE TIME. WE'LL HANG OUT SOON THEN :) (MAKING CONNECTIONS AKA TRUST ME I KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE A SERVER BLAH BLAH ALSO, NO MORE PLOWING)
HER: HELL YEA I HAD TO GET AN ATTITUDE WITH A FEW PEOPLE TODAY LOL. I DID PRETTY GOOD MONEYWISE. WE SHOULD THOUGH :)(MAKING CONNECTIONS...SHE LIT UP. SHE'S INVESTING MORE AND MORE INTO HER REPLIES)
ME: BAHAH I ONCE GOT A 2 DOLLAR BILL FOR A TIP ON A 70 DOLLAR BARTAB AND THE DUDE THOUGHT IT WAS OKAY BECAUSE PEOPLE CONSIDER THEM "RARE". RETARDED (AGAIN, MAKING CONNECTIONS)
HER: WTF ID KICK SOMEBODIES ASS. HAHAH, YOU BARTEND?
ME: YEA DEPENDS ON IF WERE SLAMMED OR NOT. BOSS MAN IS WEIRD CAUSE I'M ONLY 20. BUT ONCE JULY HITS
ITS ON (NOTICE HOW I TRY TO STRAY AWAY FROM SOUNDING LIKE I'M BRAGGING OR QUALIFYING MYSELF TO THIS GIRL. IF I WAS LIKE "OH YEA IM A BARTENDER SO COOL YAYAYA HUGE COCK" SHIT WOULD HAVE BEEN GAY)
HER: HAHA AWWWW WHERE AT?
ME: PARK TAVERN. REMIND ME TO TELL YOU A FUNNY STORY NEXT TIME I SEE YOU. WE FIT AN ICE SKATING RINK INSIDE THE BAR! (SEEDING...OUR DAY 2)
HER: IDK WHERE THAT IS. BUT OKAY HAHAH. YOU NEED TO MAKE IT SOON THEN BECAUSE I'M A VERY FORGETFUL PERSON :)(PEW PEW PEW)
ME: HEY NOW, COULD HAVE BEEN TONIGHT. BUT YOU'RE "TOO TIRED". ;) (TEASE TEASE TEASE)
HER: HAHA SORRY, MY BED WAS CALLING MY NAME. LOL. (: (SEE RIGHT HERE I TOTALLY WOULD HAVE GONE
SEXUAL ON THIS GIRL. SOMETHING LIKE "OH WAIT....I THINK I CAN HEAR IT CALLING MY NAME TOO" OR SOME EQUALLY SLEEZY LINE. SHIT WORKS. BUT BECAUSE I'M SOMEWHAT OUTCOME DEPENDENT ON THIS GIRL CAUSE SHES SO FUCKING FINE I DIDDN'T.)
ME: HA I SEE YOU WERE IN MY BUDDIES PHOTOSHOOT. I WAS GOING TO GO TO THAT. SMALL WORLD (MAKING CONNECTIONS, MUTUAL FRIENDS, BLAZI BLAZI)
HER: LOL YEA IT WAS FUN! WHY DIDDN'T YOU GO?
ME: SOMETHING ELSE CAME UP LAST MIN. WAIT SO YOU'RE A FRESHY, DO YOU LIVE IN THE DORMS? (BOOM AGAIN
WITH THE QUESTION ABOUT WHERE SHE LIVES. SHE'S NOW READY TO ANSWER BECAUSE SHE'S ALREADY INVESTED)
HER: IT WAS THAT GF OF YOURS WASNT IT? HAHA JK. YEA, I DO. (SMALL SHIT TEST. QUESTION ANSWERED.)
ME: YEA....I HAD TO DROP HER OFF AT THE HOSPITAL BECAUSE THE BABY WAS DUE. NOTHING BIG. BAHAHA HEY,
LOOKS LIKE WE'RE NAIBORS (: (SHIT TEST DESTROYED WITH HUMOR. TYLER TALKS ABOUT IT, ITS CALL THE IF-THEN THEORY. EXAGIRATION USED AS HUMOR...IF I HAD A GIRLFRIEND THEN SHE COULD HAVE BEEN PREGGO AND I COULD HAVE DROVE HER TO THE HOSPITAL. GET IT?)
HER: HAHA DON'T PLAY LIKE THAT LOL. WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
ME: I PLAY ALOT. YOU'LL LEARN TO LOVE IT. UHH RIGHT BEHIND THE DORMS, GREEK HOUSES
HER: HAHA YEA WE WILL SEE ABOUT THAT. YEA I KNOW WHERE YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. DO YOU LIKE IT THERE? (LOL SHES STARTING TO GO CHODE INTERVIEW ON ME. VERY VERY GOOD SIGN)
ME: IT'S INTERESTING. HAHA, ARENT YOU SUPPOSED TO BE IN BED? I'M ABOUT TO BE. SEE YOU SOON JERSEY GIRL ;) (AND BAM, ITS TIME TO CUT THE CONVERSATION. ALWAYS BE THE FIRST ONE TO CUT THE CONVERSATION. PLUS NAME CALLING IS ALWAYS GOOD)
HER: HAHA FACEBOOK GOT MY ATTENTION. BUT OKAY, GOODNIGHT! (: (I NEVER ANSWER THIS TEXT. SHE'S THE
LAST ONE TO TEXT ME, PUTS THE BALL IN MY COURT)
NEXT DAY I KNEW SHE WOULD TEXT ME BACK. THE FACT THAT I DIDDN'T RESPOND TO HER LAST TEXT JUST ICHES AWAY AT HER UNTIL SHE GIVES IN. NEXT DAY AROUND 6PM I GET THIS
HER: HEY. (: (IF A GIRL EVER SENDS YOU A TEXT WITH JUST HEY AND A SMILY FACE, ITS FUCKING ON)
ME: WELL HELLO THERE (:
HER: WHAT ARE YOU UP TO?
ME: PRISON BREAK AND LAUNDRY. BUT I'M GETTING HUNGRY. YOU? (SEEDING FOR THE DAY TWO)
HER: IS THAT A MOVIE? LOL I'M JUST READING WITH SHELLY
ME: LOL NO BUT IT SHOULD BE. TELL SHELLY I SAID HEY. PLANS FOR TONIGHT? (SHELLY IS THE WING GIRL THAT
WAS LIKE "KISS HIM YAYAY". SO, I TOLD FEISTY EYES TO TELL HER I SAID HELLO. THIS GETS THEM TALKING ABOUT ME AND SETS ME UP FOR SHELLY TO MAKE ME LOOK GOOD)
HER: OH WHAT IS IT? HAHA. SHE SAYS HEY. I JUST HAVE HOMEWORK TO DO. YOU?( SOUNDS LIKE A DAY TWO INVITATION TO ME)
ME: ITS A SHOW. I'M GOING TO FINISH THIS LAUNDRY THEN FIND SOME FOOD. WEAR SOMETHING CUTE, YOU'RE COMING WITH ME ;) (TEXTBOOK SHIT)
HER: OHH OK! I REALLY WANNA GO BUT I REALLY SHOULDN'T! MAYBE YOU COULD COME CHILL HERE AND ORDER
PIZZA OR SOMETHING?(YAY)
ME: MMM EVEN BETTER. PIZZA SOUNDS GREAT. NOT SURE HOW LONG THIS LAUNDRY WILL BE THOUGH
HER: WELL JUST LET ME KNOW! I'M GUNNA BE READING FOR A WHILE THEN I GOTTA WRITE A PAPER!