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An unusual question this one. Are you sure you don’t want to ask me something about hitting Elves or drinking beer? No? Very well, then.

The problem with dice is they’re creatures of Chaos and therefore not to be trusted. They lure you in, making you think that they’re on your side, coming up sixes every time.

Before you know it you’re praising them, giving them comfy dwellings, letting them take pride of place on your shelves. You may even have a favourite for particularly important rolls. It’s all a ruse. When you least expect it they’ll betray you, stab you in the back and take everything you hold dear. They just started early with you, Tommy.

- Grombrindal

Our Reader’s Model of the week is not one, but three models, a trio of Chaos Space Marine Terminators painted by Daniel Jackson.

Having devoted himself entirely to the teachings of Lorgar, Daniel has painted his Terminators as Word Bearers, even going so far as to sculpt flaming skulls onto their shoulder pads. Apparently they’re part of a much larger army preparing to invade the Imperium of Man and spread their diabolical teachings. You’ve been warned.

If you’ve painted a miniature that you think is worthy of a place in White Dwarf then why not send a picture to:

The claw-markings of the Skaven are laced with intricate meaning, for those mad enough to decipher them. Carved into the centre of the Warpseer’s scry-orb is a new rune, never seen before the onset of the End Times. It’s almost like the mark of the Great Horned Rat has grown new horns… Whatever could it mean?

The Skaven are renowned for their wonder weapons, but none are more undeniably bonkers than the Warp-grinder. Essentially a high-powered drill with a ‘bit’ fashioned from a conical shard of warpstone, the Warp-grinder tunnels beneath the enemy to launch surprise attacks. Once in the fray, the warp-grinder acts as a weaponised pneumatic drill, grinding and boring through shields and scaly hides like a hot knife through soft cheese.

The warband of Jarl Deathgranter, the Axeman of Russ, is one of the more notorious Imperial forces currently fighting in the Khadenghast campaign. These stoic Space

Wolves have been engaged in bitter fighting to purge the claustrophobic confines of the Khadenghast’s hab-sprawl of renegade militia. In a series of bloody battles, the Riders of Morkai, a close-knit pack of Thunderwolf Cavalry, have torn ragged chunks from the traitor formations, heralding the advance of Asgeir’s Grey Hunter pack and their Rhino, Svellrenna.

Although official reports of their actions are incomplete, it seems that these Space Wolves are unconcerned about securing mission-critical objectives and have simply taken it upon themselves to utterly eradicate the enemy instead.

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