1. Introducción
1.5. Equipos de ultrasonidos
Now, even upon superficial consideration, the pimp can be seen as an effete creature. Garishly dressed, he challenges gender as a slightly more masculine version of the drag queen. In fact, you will see that the pimp is modelled upon homosexual behavior, the merger of the male and
the female, but to perfection.
Hoes are active as service providers. The pimp is a passive creature,87 except for occasional outbursts of violence. In fact, as you already know, the pimp often doesn’t fuck his hoes, and this is good policy as only a pimp who abides by this manages to keep his game intact. This is why so many pimp-aspirants are doomed to failure. The pimp-aspirant looks at the pimp with clouded vision. Yes he has hoes, but he is the absence that sustains them. He is the COCK as empty and absent. The space only for ho-movies to be played, he doesn’t enjoy his women as you suppose. But, you see, it is important for you to look to him as though he does. That’s
because you are in his bitch-movie.
Now, you’re just a bitch. You need that pimp to exist as one who enjoys all those women. It permits you to aspire and fantasize. You know you’ll never become a pimp, but you assume someone out there is, and their existence must be glorious. Money, balls, bitches. No woman can drag him down. He keeps his pimp arm way strong.88 That is the PIMP, but he doesn’t exist.
There are only pimps, and they are merely shadows of the PIMP.
87 Hoes paying pimps makes hoes of pimps. This is an instance of their concrete inversion. After all, money makes us act like bitches and makes hoes of us all.
88 Cruel and obscene. You see the pimp in a position of enjoyment. He challenges you to enjoy in the manner that he does, but you can’t. Your success is only a failure that brings pain. Abusing someone, fucking and chucking a girl and then chuckling about her while telling your buddies about your exploits is the hollowest of victories. The PIMP would merely laugh at this. Only the PIMP can truly achieve this, but he has no need to validate the action. This is because he is psychotic. However, in the bitch-movie, you are able to fantasize, living vicariously through the pimp (though you try to read PIMP through him) in titillating scenes of violence, miscegeny, and ill-gains. All that is on the other side of perceived societal prohibitions. Although you may have been repulsed at times, perhaps this is why you have enjoyed portions of this book.
Not bad in itself, but it is damning for the pretension, almost all pimps are homosexuals,89 whether literally or not. They desire what others’ desire and, in turn, serve as relays for the others’ desire. This is neutralizing. This grants them the tranquility required for the occupation.
The crystallization of the Game attests to this. Note the effeminate drawls, stylized gestures, and peculiar plumage. These are the actualizations of Pimp, which is all ho-movie/bitch-movie.
Watch an actual pimp movie, or observe a pimp on the street, and you will note that they're are only phallic symbols covering an emptiness. This is not bad in and of itself, but it is ironic as the pimp would seem to be the very symbol of potency of virility.90 He is both man and woman, and usually has the mentality of a child.
Now, this is not to say that PIMP is bad. Neither is Pimp. However, a pimp is a despicable creature. Through PIMP one is able to become not a bitch. This is through the expression of Pimp. Recall, the Pimp Game is only one expression of GAME.91 One can Pimp through a
different actualization of Game from GAME. This can be a purely ethical act, an actuation of the new, a realization of the potential and a moment of pure subjectivity. This is why I have moved from pimping to a purer unsullied form. Gold can be transmuted from the base. This is Pimp and this is what was meant to be both my art and my gospel.
You have now been exposed to truth of the CLOACA and the PERINEUM, the vacillating matrix
of gender relations. None true, none false. One should aspire to PIMP through GAME through ever new relations, new forms of Pimp and Game. You should never want to remain just a bitch. Heed the word.
Dazzle Razzle has spoken.
On a side note, this delight in punishing punished can be seen in the Egyptian god Min. The dismembered, hypertrophically membered.
89 More stringently, perhaps, as in love with themselves, or their kind. As a prefix, pure homo-. This is the same with women, or any ho as they partake of constellated system of identification that configures one’s wishes and desires. I think you’ll find that everyone is a bit homo-sexual.
90 On a sociological note, There may or may not be a basis for thinking of the pimp of the 70s as a product of the American Dream, as sold to whites and denied to blacks through the failed promises of the Civil Rights Movement, but by this understanding we have an interesting picture of unbridled capitalism and ostentatious consumption that exists, almost in caricature of itself, in this pure picture of exploitation. The pimp becomes a symptom not only of his community’s oppression, but of his own alienation. Everyone is a victim in the game. The Man makes everyone his bitch.
91 This is why someone like Snoop, though technically a simp, is truly pimp as he Pimps his Game. Records sell, image is enduring. That is Pimp, whether you like it or not. However, the biggest pimp of them all might be Ice T moving from pimp to Pimp through a series of reinventions and Game.
Postface
In the aftermath of these events, Dazzle Razzle was committed to a psychiatric ward.
Lizzie went insane from end stage syphilis that had also robbed her of her vision. Not only that, but leading up to her death, her motor skills were reduced to a couple types of stereotypy, primarily rubbing her chaffed and bloody hands together and knocking her head against the wall. Her son was raised by Betty who in turn died in 2014 in a torrid love affair gone wrong, although suicide was suspected. As the sole beneficiary of Betty’s estate, her nephew inherited not only the recipe for Jah Rastafari Hell Fire, but he inherited the safe house of Dazzle Razzle which was in Betty’s ownership.
Lizzie’s son is Flenser the Fat Stripper.92 Upon first gaining entrance to the safe house, in a towering rage he destroyed almost everything that the house contained. However, in a moment of comparative tranquility, the key to the secret storage area was found. Dazzle Razzle’s treasures, manuscripts, and voice recordings were found within.93 Fascinated, Flenser the Fat Stripper began to make a study of what he found. Interested in making restitution to humanity, he felt that Dazzle Razzle should be exposed for what he was in the most objective light and allow the public to use the example for their instruction.
Permission was obtained from Dazzle Razzle’s legal representatives, and the editing team got to work. Lagan the Impervious Floater was enlisted to make sense of Dazzle Razzle’s theoretical endeavors. The Ecumenical Satrap was brought in to execute Dazzle Razzle’s artistic designs and Pop the Pilot was enlisted for his firsthand account and field knowledge.94
This book has been made free of charge. This is in keeping with Flenser the Fat Stripper’s first wish. Jah Rastafari Hell Fire has been trademarked and is being readied for production at the time of writing. In lieu of a fee for the book, you are encouraged to buy a bottle of Jah Rastafari Hell Fire. In tribute and recognition to Betty and Lizzie, and all the women in this book, a
portion of the proceeds will go to a foundation for breast cancer research.
Dazzle Razzle is also responsible for a poem of some not insignificant length. Refusing to speak, and using only a chart of letters and characters, Dazzle Razzle composed it entirely with his eyes
92 A name partly derived from an early, failed career move and the need, desire, and will to strip the fat from the myth and legend of the man known as Dazzle Razzle in order to reveal the truth without bias or judgment without too much blubbering.
93 Not just voice recordings. There are a number of ‘hip hop’ tracks. They are being withheld form circulation indefinitely because they fail to provide the circumspection of his writings. Not without artistic merit, in the main they promote violence and are somewhat disturbing. The time of their recording is unclear, but their arrangement and production are actually quite sophisticated. It seems that these may have been done with the resources from his earlier pornographic efforts. Unfortunately, the what-and-how cannot be answered as all of this has been lost in the explosion.
94 In fact, Pop the Pilot is the great synthesizer of Dazzle Razzle’s thoughts. He has collected, corrected, and strove for orthodoxy in the four primary firsthand accounts. This will be expanded on in the second book.
in a form of dictation. This work seems to have staved off Dazzle Razzle’s complete mental collapse until after its completion. It is a most striking and peculiar work and seems to be a paean to COCK. This current editorial team is trying to ready it. It is called Inaccrochable.
Also, at the time of writing, a second book is underway. Pimping Art: Making Your Art Work for You. This book is Dazzle Razzle’s aesthetic designs and intentions. This is the collaborative effort of Flenser the Fat Stripper, Lagan the Impervious Floater, The Ecumenical Satrap and Pop the Pilot. Dazzle Razzle cannot bring these works to fruition himself. No longer having the use of his hands, and no longer in procession of his faculties, these artworks require midwifery. This will be The Ecumenical Satraps major material contribution. This book is also intended to be free, and the art work will be made and sold. Proceeds of this will go to battered women.
On a final note, there is one additional and complete manuscript that has been found.95 It is a novel called Ginger Hole. It is unclear when it was written, but it is also unclear whether it will be put before the public eye. If the current text may be impugned as inciting moral turpitude, Ginger Hole may be found rather suspect indeed.
Flenser the Fat Stripper Lagan the Impervious Floater The Ecumenical Satrap Pop the Pilot
Buy Jah Rastafari Hell Fire™ from the Dazzle Razzle website. Don’t be a bitch.
95 As well as a play called Noh SHITE. This manuscript will be explained at greater length in Pimp Art.
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I got a ho from the East, got a ho from the West Got a ho that likes to jack it off and rub it in her chest
I got a ho from the North, a ho from the South A ho that likes to suck it long and hold it in her mouth
I got a bitch with hair, a bitch with none
A bitch with a knife, a bitch with a gun
--Ice-T
And I heard "Son do you know why I'm stopping you for?"
Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don't know Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo?
--Jay-Z