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On the count of three everyone just stand up, one, two, three. Stand up.

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This is for the ladies; the guys aren't going to like it a bit. Everybody sit down in the chair. You're stuck into the chair, everybody breathe in deeply and sleep, now. Way down.

Was she kissing him? Some guys have all the luck. There's a movie, Pretty Girl, you relax, way down, way down José, way down Maurice.

If you in the audience are having fun say "Oh, yeah"? -- Oh, yeah.

Me too. In a moment I am going to count from one to three. On the count of three all of you will open your eyes feeling fantastic in every way. For the rest of the show again, every time I say the words "sleep now" your eyelids close, your body relaxes, you let go even more completely than you are right now. On the count of three open your eyes feeling fantastic in every way. All this applause is for you: one, two three, wide awake everybody. Wide awake everybody.

Because of what I do for a hobby, for fun, because of what I do for a living and probably because I am a single guy, I get asked one question more than any other question and that is, what is it like to date a hypnotist? So tonight I thought I would show ya. CJ, could I have a little romantic music please?

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Did she grab my butt, is that what that was? I thought my underwear was binding up back there or something - it feels like something just snapped. Life is good.

On the count of three all of you open your eyes. Some of you are a little surprised about where you are or who you have been dancing with. He wasn't going to let him go either, did you see that? Hold onto him. Who’s butt you just grabbed.

Sleep, way down.

On the count of three all of you open your eyes feeling fantastic in every way. All this applause is for you, one, two three, wide away. What were you doing on the floor? You don't know, I understand. Lauren, are you married? -- No.

Good, that's a good thing. As I snap my fingers in front of the two of you, you remember who the heck you were just dancing with.

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As I samba across the floor both of you think the other guy was grabbing your butt while he was dancing with ya As you samba across the floor you realise it was you that was grabbing the other guy's butt, you don't know why you did it, it just felt right. As they samba across the stage both of you realise it was the woman seated beside you who grabbed your butt and it felt good. They just laugh at everything, don't they?

Everybody look at me now. Sit back in your chairs. If you're having fun on stage put your hand up and say "Oh, yeah"? -- Oh, yeah.

We are. Glad you're here. That would be the thing at the end of your arm there Dennis. Perfect. You can put it down now. Perfect. Everybody look at me now, sit back in your chairs, breathe in deeply everybody. Look at me now and breathe out. Breathe in deeply and sleep now, way down. Stuck to your chairs. Thank you.

Well done. Relax. Let the muscles relax. In a moment I am going to count from one to three and on the count of three all of you are going to open your eyes feeling fantastic in every way. You have seen the mysterious side of hypnosis. You have seen the romantic side, kind of. Now let's take a look at the hilarious side.

On the count of three all of you open your eyes feeling fantastic in every way. The person whose neck I am touching now continue relaxing deeply. The person whose neck I am touching now continue relaxing deeply. The person whose neck I am touching - actually just the two of you - the person whose neck I am touching now and the person whose neck I am touching now, on the count of three both of you ladies will open your eyes. For the rest of the show every time you hear me say the word "hypnotism" both of you will leap out of your chairs and scream a blood-curdling scream at the top of your lungs. Every time I say the word "hypnotism" both of you will jump up and scream that scream again. Each time you do the scream will get louder and longer than the time before but the funny thing is, every time you sit back down on your chair, you will not remember having said anything.

If I ask you if you've said anything you'll look at me like I am crazy and say "No, I didn't say anything" and yet every time I say the word "hypnotism" you'll jump up and scream that scream louder and longer than the time before.

On the count of three all of you open your eyes, feeling fantastic in every way. The person whose neck I am touching now continue relaxing deeply. The person whose neck I am touching now, continue relaxing deeply. The person whose neck I am touching now continue relaxing deeply.

On the count of three all three of your ladies will open your eyes. For the rest of the show every time you hear me say the word "coyote" all three of you'll jump out of your chairs, you'll run back and forth in front of the other subjects on the stage and the whole time you're running you'll yell "Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep".

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Every time I say the word "coyote" all three of you will become the Road Runner. You'll jump out of your seat, you will run back and forth in front of the other subjects and the whole time you're running you will yell "Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep".

On the count of three all of you open your eyes feeling fantastic in every way. The person whose neck I am touching now, the moment you open your eyes, the moment you hear me say the words - actually the moment I say the words

"Are we having fun?" the person whose neck I am touching, you'll leap out of your chair, you'll run down off the stage, centre stage, you'll run up and down the centre aisle and the whole time you are running you'll yell "Hi ho Silver, Marshall Sylver". All the time you're running you'll be riding your trusty black stallion, brrm, brrm, brrm. You will ride a stick horse that's on the ground between your legs.

Every time I say the words "Are we having fun?" you'll grab that horse, you'll ride it just like a seven year old does, up and down the centre aisle and the whole time you are running you'll yell "Hi ho Silver, Marshall Sylver".

The person whose neck I am touching, the moment you open your eyes Renate, when you hear me say the words

"Aren't you glad you came?" Renate you'll stand up from your chair, you'll walk to me and you'll give me the biggest, nicest hug you've ever given anyone in your entire life. Every time you stand up and walk to me, you'll give me a hug nicer than the one before. It's my show!

Every time I say the words "Aren't you glad you came?" you'll stand up and walk to me. Each time you hug me the hug will get nicer and nicer and nicer.

On the count of three all of you open your eyes feeling fantastic in every way. The person whose neck I am touching now, the moment you open your eyes when you hear me say the word "Bug" you will see a giant bug on the stage in front of you. Every time I say the word "Bug" you'll see a giant bug on the stage in front of you. The moment you see that bug you'll begin smacking him with a giant fly swatter. Now that bug is big and he moves fast so you're going to smack him fast or he'll try and bite your butt. Every time I say the word "Bug" you'll see that giant bug on the stage in front of you.

The person whose neck I am touching now, the moment you open your eyes, José, you no longer speak the English language. Raphael, the moment you open your eyes - sleep, way down, Lauren. Raphael, the moment you open your eyes you do in fact speak the English language. You also speak Queblanese, in fact Raphael the moment you open your eyes you are a Queblanese interpreter. How else did you think I was going to talk to José? When you hear José speaking Queblanese it will make complete sense to you, you are a Queblanese interpreter. God Bless you.

On the count of three all of you open your eyes feeling fantastic in every way. Maurice, the moment you open your eyes, my friend, the moment you hear me - the second you open your eyes actually you will immediately stand up from

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your seat and you'll immediately go back to your seat in the audience. Although you are an excellent subject, the moment you open your eyes you'll stand up, leave the stage, go back to your seat because the moment you open your eyes you'll think I am full of it. You will think this is a croc, you think this is baloney, everybody is faking it. I'm full of BS. If I attempt to talk you out of leaving the stage, Maurice, you're not afraid to tell me what you think of my show.

Funny thing is though, Maurice, when you go back to your seat in the audience, when you hear me say the words

"ladies and gentlemen" you'll immediately stand up from your seat in the audience and you'll yell at the top of your lungs

"Hey, shut up stupid". You do not like the way I say the words "ladies and gentlemen". In fact every time I say "ladies and gentlemen" you'll get more and more angry with me until you come back to the stage to pick a fight.

The first time I say "ladies and gentlemen" you'll jump up and yell "Hey, shut up stupid". The second time you'll jump up and yell "Hey, I told you to shut up". The third and fourth time will be more than you can bear Maurice. You will leap out of your chair in the audience; you'll come all the way back up here to the stage just to kick my butt. That's not funny.

On the count of three all of you open your eyes feeling fantastic in every way. The second you open your eyes Maurice you'll immediately stand up, leave the stage, go back to your seat in the audience. On the count of three open your eyes, all of you. This thunderous round of applause is for the subjects, one, two three, wide awake everybody? -- Yeah.

Make them feel good. Make them feel real good. Then this is a demonstration of HYPNOTISM? -- Scream.

Sit down ladies. I knew they had good lungs. Renate, did you say something? Lauren, did you say something? -- No.

I'm sure you said something. This is HYPNOTISM? -- Screams.

Wide awake ladies, sit down. Lauren, did you say something? -- No I did not.

Did you say something? You know what it sounded like, it sounded like a couple of baby COYOTES, coyotes, coyotes, coyotes. Come here, wide awake. Wide awake, what are you doing? -- I was ---

I don't know, sit down. What were you doing? -- I don't know.

I'll tell you what you were doing; you guys were running around like a couple of COYOTES. Wide awake ladies. What are you doing, Amanda? -- I don't know.

I don't know either. Sit down. BUG, whoa, get a big bug, get a big bug he's over here, get him, he's over here. You got it.

You got it. Yeah, sit down. I want to know, ARE WE HAVING FUN? -- Yeah. "Marshall Sylver, Marshall Sylver. Hi ho Silver, woo hoo. Hi ho Silver, Marshall Sylver".

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Wide awake. Wide awake, wide awake. Wide awake. You're wide awake? -- Whuuum hoooo. Whuu. Whuu.

On the count of three you're wide awake, one, two, three. I didn't say you lost your legs, I said you were wide awake.

Come here. Come here. What is your first name again? What is your first name? Give me your hand. Ricardo, Ricardo what are you doing? You don't have a clue, do you? What is that Ricardo, what is that? -- A moth.

A moth, okay. Go sit down. Go sit down. Hey, AREN'T YOU GLAD YOU CAME? -- Yeah. I gave the wrong name. I got the names backwards. That's okay with me though if it was. I am glad I came. This is HYPNOTISM? -- Screams.

They sound like COYOTES. I see a BUG and I want to know, ARE WE HAVING FUN? Wide awake Erin, wide awake? -- Marshall Sylver. Marshall Sylver. Hi Ho Silver, Marshall Sylver.

Wide awake Ricardo, you're wide awake. You're wide awake. Your legs work just fine Ricardo. Stand up. Come here, Ricardo. Come here. You can clap for them, it's okay, it doesn't hurt them? -- Wuuuu.

Ricardo, what in the world is that in your hand? -- I think it's a window cleaner.

It's a window cleaner, good. Sit down. I've met everybody up here, I have not met you though, what is your name? -- Me. Me.

What's that ? -- Hey.

You speak that language? -- Yeah.

Good. You mean to say, Raphael, ask him if he will stay up and join us centre stage? -- Queblanese,

I am so glad you're here - come over here, come here. Do me a favour, ask him - first of all say "thank you for being here"? -- Quenblanese response.

What did he say? -- He says "Yes".

Yeah, pretty good. Face the audience for me. Do me a favour, ask him, "how did he get to our planet?"? -- Queblanese response.

What did he say, how did he get here? -- At 7.45

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At 7.45, that's this close to being a 747. Cool, man. Ask him, "how was the weather on his planet when he left"? -- Queblanese response.

What did he say, how was the weather? -- He said it was 'chillin'.

'‘Chillin’', is that hot or cold, what is that, 'chillin'? -- Queblanese response.

What did he say? -- That was good; there was a lot of sun.

A lot of sun, good, good, good. Do me a favour; ask him "what does he look for in a woman on his planet? -- Queblanese response.

Oh, yeah, like we really need an interpreter. I am not going to make you say - how many of you want to hear though? -- Yeah.

What does he look for in a woman? -- Big boobs ---

Never mind, that's enough. You're a good interpreter. Ask him, Raphael, ask him what does he do for fun on his planet?

-- Queblanese response.

What did he say, what does he do for fun? -- Queblanese. MySpace.

Wooooooooo! Cool. I am so glad you're here. Do me a favour, ask José if he will go back and sit down in his chair? -- Queblanese response.

And “daba daba” yourself then too. Do me a favour, translate two more words for me Raphael, from English to Queblanese, translate the words "sleep now"? -- Queblanese response.

Raphael, sleep. Way down. You're still not quite sure what to think, are you? It's weird stuff. I am going to explain it all tomorrow.

I love people. I love people. This whole process is a process of education. Some people think that weak people respond and in fact it's the opposite. Intelligent people respond because it is an educational process. Tomorrow morning I am going to show you how you do everything that I've done tonight. I am going to show you how you're actually doing it to yourself already and either it's working for you or it's working against you and I am just so glad you're here because the promoters of this conference are a phenomenal group of people. I love them so much and I am so grateful to be part of

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this and it is really fun for us as speakers to have an opportunity to be able to look at an audience and actually see every single face that's in the place.

It's unusual for every single person, it's on the roster this weekend and it's a neat thing for us and I am just glad you're here and from the depths of my heart I want to say to all of you, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN --- ? -- Shut up stupid.

What's up? By the way laughter is a release of tension. Tomorrow morning I am going to talk to you about it and I mean going to teach you that funny means money and when you can make people laugh, you can actually - you'll be more influential. Seriously, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN ---? -- Shut up, stupid.

Maurice, why are you yelling at me? You don't like me. I might have just screwed up. Why did I pick the biggest guy on stage for this? I am a moron. I should have picked the Queblar, I could have took the Queblar. CJ, come here, please.

Thank you, sir, I appreciate it. I love you. Good luck CJ. CJ is thinking "I don't get paid enough for this part of the gig.

I'd like all of you to meet the producer of my show, my great friend, one of my closest friends in the world, CJ Williams? -- Yeah.

He is a big guy. He is definitely thinking "I don't get paid enough for this". You want to hear the funny part? He doesn't get paid at all. He just thinks he gets paid. He's hypnotised. If I was telepathic right now I'd be thinking "I'm going to let him go past me Marshall, I am just going to let him get you tonight". Can he be mean sometimes? Is he a tough guy sometimes? You're not saying anything. I realised when I was giving that suggestion, you're really going "oh, no, don’t do

He is a big guy. He is definitely thinking "I don't get paid enough for this". You want to hear the funny part? He doesn't get paid at all. He just thinks he gets paid. He's hypnotised. If I was telepathic right now I'd be thinking "I'm going to let him go past me Marshall, I am just going to let him get you tonight". Can he be mean sometimes? Is he a tough guy sometimes? You're not saying anything. I realised when I was giving that suggestion, you're really going "oh, no, don’t do