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November 12/13, 2006

I look at the clock...a bright red 3:49 blinks to 3:50.

"Oh! I didn't mean to do that!" she flips her hair and waves her hand as if it were a few degrees too hot in her bedroom. She pulls the covers closer and crinkles them up towards her neck.

October 30th, turned out to be a pretty damn good night out for me.

Fidelio, KinoMaster and I were out downing pitchers because the crowd was a bit sparse (being a Monday). I was practicing downing Michelob Ultra Lights - my goal is 7 seconds but 9 seconds is my best so far. Eventually I believe I'll be able to get one down in 7 seconds WITHOUT spilling. At least, that's my goal.

I was contemplating having another practice session when I spied with my little eyes a slender Brunnette, flat stomach, tattoo on back, perky tits, cute tight ass. She and her blonde friend burst on the scene all giggles and alighted on the table next to us.

I vibed and sent and before you knew it they got out the digital camera. Here's a tidbit you may find useful (* cough * especially you momma's boys who are still scared to open * cough *):

CaptainJack's Amazing Digital Camera Non-Verbal Sending Opener (TM): If you see a set breaking out the digital camera, look at them, smile, lift thine eyebrows and motion with your hand as if accepting change back from a cashier. If they see this masterpiece of non-verbal behavior they will often give your weaselly ass an opportunity to game them by saying, "Hey, take a pic of us!"

Now, don't be a good boy and take a pic...no. no. no. no! Take their digital camera and start taking pictures of random shit. The ceiling. A crooked one of the band. Your friends (KinoMaster and Fidelio) making the piece sign and whatnot.

This should make them laugh or get up to try and take the camera back. About that time try to snap a pic of the girl lunging towards you. This will make a perfect neg as you look at the pic and laugh. If they do NOT lunge to get the camera back then you may take a picture.

So, take it and then look at it and go "Omigod! No!" and take another one and then look at it and shake your head, "mmmmm....let's try it one more time!" - Finally, take a pic and hand it to them.

From here you can say, "What are we celebrating?" And, your panzy-ass-too-scared-to-open-because-I'm-a-mamas-boy will have easily opened a set and demonstrated several of the necessary behaviors to attract a honey.

It turns out my Target was celebrating her 22nd b-day. In short, I gamed her in textbook fashion, got the TB...

...about this time I spied ANOTHER hot brunnette with a nearly Retarded dude. I

opened her, HBFinance from here on out.

It went well. Now, the other girl was Turkish (I guessed Argentina or Brazil) and she was a belly dancer. (A belly dancer with no belly, ha). Two hotties both ooze

sexuality and CJ is having a good time.

So, CJ has a Jealousy Thread in full effect (dawg).

HBTurkish sarge goes south because she called me one night, she and I were both drunk, and I told her I don't speak drunken midget dialect and to please speak english. She called me a "dick" and hung up on me.

HBFinance broke a Day2 with me.

So I ignored 2 texts and finally responded to one on Saturday during the day when she invited me out.

Here's my normal Day2 plan:

* Invite them over to my place under the pretense we're actually going to do something, instead we start drinking and then have sex. It usually works.

This time however she invited me to a new club I wouldn't mind going to...After watching Klitschko beat the shit out of Calvin Brock I rolled over and arrived at her casa about 11:30 (I was supposed to be there at 10:00 but I'm a Klitschko fan).

My plan at this point was to dominate the convo, start the drinks flowing and keep her in and seal the deal around 1:00ish.

But, around 12:20 am I could tell she wanted to go out and she needed a venue change. So we went.

I remember El Topo mentioned the new bar we were going to so I text him. We actually briefly run into him in a parking lot on the way there. He hits a nearby venue so I don't see him again.

Luckily while there when she went to the bathroom I opened a cute blonde who promptly started dancing on me. I was locked in at the bar so it looked good.

A few minutes later, noticing the attention from the blonde and my brunnette, another hottie opened me on my ring.

She feels the heat and makes out with me. We head out at 2:00 am.

We get back to her place and she fixes another drink. My 3rd Bacardi and diet. (not even buzzed, thankfully).

I run my normal comfort stack. She is loving it. She feels good. I brought Fight Club and we start watching it.

Make out.

Tits, LMR. Freeze.

Unbutton pants. LMR. Freeze.

Pants pulled down. I spank to see if she likes it. She moans and bites the pillow.

Oh god, this is gonna be FUN!

I spank her until her ass is totally red, bite and scratch her ass.

LMR gone.

Two Bacardi and Diet Cokes, $14.50

Spanking a hot girl with huge tits and luscious ass, making her ass cheeks like two red half-melons, then having her ride til she squirts all over my stomach, manhood and upper thighs, Priceless.

She didn't MEAN to have sex with me on the first night we went out, she says. But, when you started spanking me so hard, omigod! She throws off the covers, looks down at my nakedness. She grabs GIGANTOR in her warm little hands, slides down towards my hips, looks at me with those big brown doe eyes...let's do it again she whispers.

~ Captain Jack ~

P.S. Numer three for Nov. and this one is a keeper.