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EJEMPLOS DE ACTIVIDADES

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EJEMPLOS DE ACTIVIDADES

November 18th, 2006

In Austin, Texas I looked upon the face of Satan and lived.

Deep, deep in the bowels of hell, Satan decided he wanted a night out on the town. For this excursion to the physical plane, he clothed himself in the female form with long, hot legs, a pert ass, near perfect tits and a face full of acne cleverly concealed with several bottles of foundation.

Right about 3:00 am, I was waiting for Sinn in the hotel room because I had a hot Lebanese and hot Latina lined up ready to come and have wild ethnic sex with us.

I opened the set earlier in front of two students so they could see lock-in and what attraction looks like from the outside. Sinn came in and winged with me for awhile and they wanted us to Bounce with them to eat and then come to our hotel.

But, he showed up with Satan and her friend who had eye-catching extra large boobies (Sinn’s Achilles Heel).Being the good WingI am I began befriending Satan.

Let the battle begin. I tried befriending. I switched to dismissiveness ... and went to all out negative warfare.

Back and forth we tugged ever so subtly with our language. I tried to make it look to Sinn’s TargetlikeI was ok with her friend spewing venom so Sinn could continue.

Sinn and his Target left for a while. After a machine gun barrage of negatives, disqualifiers and DHVs, I got Satan out of her chair and did the Trust Test - plus a few spins.

Then, I set her next to the bed, on me, with my arm around her. The air around us began to buzz with the sexual tension, which usually precedes a serious bout of tongue-down. Satan was about to crack.

No sooner had the air electrified than there was a knock on the door. She got up to answer the knock and then went back to her chair. State broken.

Sinn’s Targethad booked Satan a room in our hotel.

Being the gentleman PUA I am (to give Sinn a chance to escalate and close) I offered to escort Satan to her room.

As soon as we were outside the room she said, “Justto letyou know my daddy was fraternity brothers with the District Attorney of Austin so if you try anything…”

Here CJ handles a typical test while pulling: The safety issue. Whenever girls (targets or obstacles) say anything aboutsafety justignore it and actlike it’s ridiculous. Under no circumstances should you have a logical discussion or trying to convince the girls thatyou are safe.That’s the kiss ofdeath.Instead dismiss it just like CJ does above.

In her hotel room I continued working on her. I wanted to close just so I could say I nailed Satan in human form.

Again, I had worked my way into her bed. I opened each new thread with a negative or disqualifier. She took her bra off and threw it on the floor. I

grabbed her ponytail and said,“Is thata new fragrance called “Bar Smoke?” She said, “Oh!My hair normally smells pretty…this sucks!”I started

smelling up her neck and pulled her ponytail. She arched her back and shoved her ass into my crotch.

Then, again with superb timing, Sinn and BoobieGirl show up. Satan goes through the roof and her bitch shield goes back up. Another battle ensues.

While I was locked in a supernatural battle with Satan, Sinn sucked on some way-above-average titties in the other bed.

I began each new conversational thread with a sniper negative aimed right atSatan’s ego.This bought me the next few sentences. Back and forth we battled and I knew at that point just how Charlie Daniels felt while he battled for the fiddle made of gold.

Charlie didn’twantthe gold fiddle.Itwasn’taboutthe gold fiddle atall.It was about beating Satan.

Now,I’m gonna go out on a limb here and tellyou ifthatifyour Wing is NOT down with battling Satan, so you can suck on some huge titties, you might wanna find a new Wing.

In short, I didn’tclose.I fell asleep, but not before making the sign of the cross, chanting Buddha five times and praying to Krishna for protection. But, it was fun in a demented sort of way.

Now, fast forward to Monday, November 20th, 2006 when Sinn and I roll up to Big D with a combination of Eminem and Jerry Jeff Walker blaring.

We hita new Monday night venue thatI’ve had a pretty good amount of success at and Sinn opens a cute 2 set to start a Jealousy Thread with one of his earlier Targets.

At this point it was clear to see why Sinn is considered one of the best ever. He had no less than 4 girls in this somewhat tiny venue attracted to him.

Our waitress probably would’ve quit on the spotfor a chance to have sex with him.

I began working the obstacle, which was easy because she knew her friend was already attracted. I merely tried to stay one step behind in the process so we could keep a nice pace. This is important when you are winging. You want to be in roughly the same spot give or take a step.

This is a key point with winging.Whoever’s set it is, leads the interaction. Here I was leading the moves in the venue, but CJ was leading the pull because I was crashing at his place.

I ran all the normal stuff. Trust Test; Dye my soul patch blonde; Strawberry fields:

Here’s CJ’s version ofStrawberry Fields from another Lay Report.

CJ: You're walking along and you come across a strawberry field. How

high is the fence?

HB: 5 feet

CJ: "Hmm...."looking quizzical at her”

HB: What? What?

CJ: "Ok, you get inside. How many strawberries do you eat?"

HB: (She lookslike she isthinking)...”Five”

CJ: "Five, wow! Oh my god! I could never take you home to mommy!"

HB: "What! WHAT?" -- Touching my arm and pulling on me.

CJ: "Ok, last question. What about the farmer?"

HB: "Did he see me?"

CJ: (Shakes head with astonished look)...“Wow!"

CJ: "Ok, here's what it means. The fence means you have high goals

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